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thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

i figured out how to use the animation timeline on photoshop so now i can do things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i did my homework

gosh dagit

me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
me reading a long fanfiction: WHEN THEY GON FUCK
me writing fanfiction: NOW THEY GON FUCK
me reading m rated fanfiction: WHY THEY DIDN'T FUCK
tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

handsomedogs:

This is my silly pitbull/great dane mix, Nali, who will soon turn 2 years old.

handsomedogs:

This is my silly pitbull/great dane mix, Nali, who will soon turn 2 years old.

I swear I have the shortest fucking attention span ever!!!!!!!!!!!

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

theclearlydope:

Kindergarten can break a man.
[via]

theclearlydope:

Kindergarten can break a man.

[via]

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*