eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

juilan:

*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

rippeddad:

rippeddad:

grumpysalmon:

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit

Good thing ripped shrek blew it up in that one anime

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ripped schrek

greenmariosmansion:

ripped shrek holding a vegetable

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Where is the ripped Shrek post
I need it

Ignore me im being a derp

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder