I always wanted to write a fic about that guy. I really did.
this film did not get the recognition it deserved.
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
i’d like to think that everyone who witnessed this all collectively braked and laughed together
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
we must go hastily
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
captcha knows whats up
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin